Although nobody can seem to agree on whether love actually exists,
sometimes you just look at a celebrity couple and think, ‘Man, THAT is
love.’ Few can deny that J.Lo’s several-years-long relationship with
former backup dancer Casper Smart is one of Hollywood’s greatest
romances, their 17-year age difference providing an endless supply of
what’s known around my house as pasión caliente. Unfortunately even this
most celebrated of romances may be coming to an end, and for a reason
most of us can relate to: He’s been sexting with a transgender bikini
model. Again. According to Page Six (with hat tip to acclaimed
photojournalism publication TheDirty.com), Smart was first caught
cheating on J.Lo with “transgender bikini model Sofie Vissa,” who had
threatened to sell evidence of these sex crimes against the heart to
tabloids, complete with explicit photos Smart had kindly sent her. Now a
second similarly transgendered woman named Xristina Marie has stepped
forward alleging “inappropriate relations” with Smart. Fortunately Page
Six’s sources are not feeling particularly taciturn on the subject.
Relaying J.Lo’s frustration about how these allegations are
overshadowing her upcoming charity concert, a source laments that “She’s
coming back to The Bronx and the only thing anyone can talk about is
her toyboy and the transsexuals.” Further foreshadowing an imminent
breakup, a second source says that “Jennifer is getting tired of all
these allegations. She doesn’t need this drama and is ready to move on.”
Although it’s hard to imagine Jennifer Lopez finding a partner more
perfect than Casper Smart, one wishes her luck in that endeavor. The
plain truth is that she deserves a man who will not sext transgender
bikini models without her permission. We all deserve that, in a way.
Godspeed, Jennifer Lopez.
